Wearing only her baggy underpants, Ruthie walked into the kitchen. She had one of I'm Up To No Good smirks on her sweet face, and she said:
"I hide-a my bunty inna my panties, dat's how me rolls."
and turned and walked away.
As she was walking, I noticed a little tail in her undies, sure enough, she'd stuck her bunty (pacifier) in her panties to hide it from Alden.
Alden's favorite song is "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" but he puts his own special spin on it:
TESSICLES AND PENIS
OMG, I'm not sure I'll be able to take him to story time at the library next week, that dang song is a staple. I can just picture him busting out with his special lyrics and those stuck up bitches from last week running out of the room in horror.