Most days end with my stomach hurts from laughing so hard, that's the only abdominal workout I've had in a long time.
Ruth: Alden jacked my peas!
Alden: I love poopoo, yummy!
Ruth: Only us ladies can go inna here, you boys go inna other one *points to the men's room door*.
Alden: I voting for John McCain!
Ruth: Write my name mommy, R-U-T-H spells Ruth!
Alden: Turkey makes my tummy hurt, we have McDonalds?
After I got a speeding ticket:
Ruth: Why that man make us stop? Us going fast.